A rendition of Baby It’s Cold Outside where it’s only kinda cold outside and the guy is like “it’s really not bad” and the girl is like “no fuck that I thought I saw an actual snowflake I’m staying here and hugging your space heater all night.”
That’s my romantic winter song.
In a cruel twist of fate: none of the test subjects can riff.
I can’t believe how long it took me to make this connection and then draw it. Well I guess I’ve only been a portal fan for a week or so. So.. I can believe it.
I can summon a storm of weird hybrid chickenducks
my doodles come to life? I dunno xD
CAN I SHOOT SNOWFLAKES AND STAR LIGHT OUT OF MY HANDS BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SO COOL
IS MY SUPERPOWER THE ABILITY TO SMASH THE PATRIARCHY? FUCK YEAH
I AM A LAWYER AND I HAVE THE POWERS OF ELSA FROM FROZEN
the ability to choose to be alone and be perfectly happy that way
OH OH I’VE TOTALLY GOT THIS ONE! My superpowers:
- whistling despite having no vocal apparatus
- manipulation of the physical world despite having no limbs
- physical features despite having no physical features
- whenever I whistle a cheery tune a GIANT GAPING HOLE OF NOTHINGNESS APPEARS AND SWALLOWS PEOPLE
- …which I largely don’t notice
- an unquenchably cheery disposition
- …that, as listed above, may have unfortunate consequences
- a totally awesome totally non-tragic love story (with the frickin princess no less)
- YES HAPPY ENDINGS ARE TOTALLY A SUPER POWER
- the ability to summon Brackish Water Gnomes. Although I don’t know why I would want to.
- Have I mentioned whistling
- *whistles cheerily*
- Hey where’d that hole come fro-
I have the superhuman ability to control an element that only a few atoms of have ever existed at a time on Earth.
I’ll be a wizard. A DARK WIZARD. With vague dark powers!
There, finished Amnesia: The Dark Decent.
Thinking about it the game might not be as good as everyone said it was. The game relies heavily on summoning a scripted monster after you do a thing and you sit in a dark corner and wait for the monster to go away it dissipates entirely. Of course when the game didn’t do this and you had to actually avoid the monster it was good like the water monster. Also a few of the puzzles where unintuitive, and the game gives you a million tinderboxes you’ll never use because it’s smarter to use the lantern. That being said I would recommend this game if you want a good horror experience because it does atmosphere really well which makes the creepy moments work much better than other games.
seriously it’s one thing for a female character to get held hostage and saved by a dude - sure i dislike it and it should be done as little as possible because it’s so overused
but when you pretty much have a female character get captured and beaten up as a “punishment” for being too “uppity”
THAT IS ONE OF MY BIGGEST “NOPE” BUTTONS
so thinking “the point was she had it coming” is the exact opposite thing you should bring up to convince me it’s really okay
that is like a “sure to make me drop this shit show” thing not a plus.
And u know, this is surely supposed to lead to character development where Mari eats humble pie and realizes she’s been kind of an asshole.
Disregarding the fact it’s the femalehero who has to be “taught a lesson” and that’s p. typical
she didn’t have to be captured to stop being an asshole
you know what would make sense? If her actions hurt someone she cared about. Not killed mind you, but maybe some bad shit happens and Moe or someone got hurt protecting her and she realizes “holy shit my actions have consequences” as she uses her revenge rage to beat the villians.
Fuck, it would be especially good if it was Moe, because it could simultaneously lead to a realization that she’s been shit for putting Moe in danger and using Moe’s crush on her to manipulate her and she realizes she does have feelings for Moe and she begs Moe to forgive her and Moe doesn’t right away! Mari has to really show she’s changed and Moe gets some development as she breaks away from Mari a little! But eventually Moe does realize Mari’s for realsies about this and they make out- That’s the kinda cliche character development I can get behind. Everyone keeps their agency, no one is a prop, and it leads to a cute lesbian couple winwin.
but that would literally never happen because it’s not victim blamey and involves ladies being awesome and also lesbians so.